I found a new promotion for the "Red Box" Star Trek movie on line. The deal? ... post a blog with a review of the movie and get a free rental. That would be a ONE DOLLAR value! Of course, I decided to take them up on this incredible super bargain.
Between the registration time and actual blogging time ( one hour ) I have projected my earnings to be in the one dollar per hour range. Of course, after taxes this will be about 53c . Only problem is I wasted all my time doing all the above and did not have time to watch the DVD.
Here is my plan: Have someone COMMENT about how they liked the movie, and then I will copy ( plagiarize you ). That should fulfill my contract, no?
If redbox has a problem with that, well they can just get a hold of my lawyer, Shielah Copenhauggens.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Red Box Star Trek Review for One Dollar
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Go here for the abridged version of Star Trek. (Spoiler warning! Spoiler warning! And it's dang funny. They really took some liberties with the script.)
http://sidhefaer.livejournal.com/87839.html
The very clever person who found this is none other than Cerulean Bill. His blog can be found here:
http://ceruleanbill.blogspot.com/
Here ... I'll post a little bit of it.
[We begin in space. It's kind of like Star Wars, only there are no annoying scrolls of giant yellow text, and some serious sh&*'s about to go down. The USS Kelvin, a Starfleet ship, is bleeping away quietly until a gigantic ANOMALY suddenly tears space a new asshole.]
USS KELVIN ENSIGN: So yeah, there's this lightening storm in space that we should probably check out or some sh&*--
BLACK HOLE: I'm an anomaly! You're all screwed!
CAPT. ROBAU: You don't know me, but I'm going to die anyway.
GEORGE KIRK: This probably isn't the best time to ask for a promotion.
[The Black Hole vomits forth a frikking huge ship which comes directly face-to-spikes with the USS Kelvin.]
GIANT DEATH URCHIN: Hi there, little buddy!
USS KELVIN: Buggeration.
NERO: *is Eric Bana*
AYEL: Yeah, so, there's this Ambassador Spock guy we're kind of interested in, and Eric Bana over here doesn't know where to find him and tell him how much he doesn't like him, so if you possibly help a brother out...?
CAPT. ROBAU: Sorry, what?
NERO: *anger management fail*
Hee hee heee!!! Be warned. Swear words are in your future if you go to that abridgment link. But it's pretty dang funny.
Hopping into Speedy's welcome wagon. Riding into the sunset.
Mua! hug hug hug!!!
I love you speedy!!!
I have not seen this movie, so I can not comment that I liked it. HA!
And did you know that you are nekkid on this post?!!
Well gee whiz. *blushing*
First on Facebook and now here! Isn't it kind of cold to be outside without your clothes this time of year?
yay..I got in!! Woot,and on a friday my isp usually sucks the most.I haven't seen the movie so I cant say anything! Why am I commenting then,you ask? Good question, guess I just wanted to say 'Baby its cold outside' :)
Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up Speedy. You truly do.
Have a terrific day. Big hugs. :)
Gosh, your Redbox is a lot different than the ones they have in Florida!
I absolutely love this movie and I have it on DVD! :) I plan to watch it at least 1000x and load it on my iPod Touch, when I buy one, that is.
I love this movie. I am going to buy it when it goes on sale at Redbox for $7....someday. It starts out that the ship is getting attacked, the Captain Kirk dies, but his baby is born while getting away with mom. He grows up and is James Kirk. He is cocky and gets in trouble but sneaks back on the "new" Enterprise with Bones. He hates Spock, who is young. Spock beams him down to this ice planet and a monster almost eats him, but old Spock saves him and they run into Scotty who beams them all back up to the Enterprise and they battle the ship that killed his dad. They win and Kirk gets to become a Captain of the Enterprise. That is it in a nutshell.
Haha! This is particularly funny. We got the same movie from Redbox last night, and foolishly squandered our time watching it -thus potentially missing out on the cash money!
I was thinking about doin a review anyway ... I thought it was pretty fun. But watching Spock make out was weirdly like watching your parents doin it. Blech! Creepy.
-We'll split the $1.
K?
ummmmm wasn't Star Trek a TV show? I'll wait for reruns of the fuzzie wuzzie creatures :D
OH! Nice Red Box!! LOL! I seen that movie in the theater. I thought it was pretty good. I remember the OLD Star Trek shows on TV. We would watch them after school when I was a kid. :)
I just got me dollar ... thanks everyone!
:) the man in the redbox, he is sexy. Speedy, how he look like you???? is it you?
woooohoooo
((play the whistle song))
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